Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Game log for 16 July 2017: Don't feed the trolls

Dramatis personae

Xórin, fox-man
Kim, thief
Mayhem, barbarian
Ash, squire
Caleb, wizard
Villûdē, guide (NPC)
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)

Quid occurrit

Caleb heard some rustling, so woke everyone. Well, other than Mayhem, who was still out from the fight with the bandits. Xórin took a sniff, and didn’t know what it was, although whatever it was, it didn’t smell well. Neither Kim nor Xórin could duck out of the way.

And the troll shambled into sight.

Xórin, who was near it, took a shot, but missed. The troll moved towards Xórin, grumbling, “Stupid wife wants a fox fur.” Caleb cast a Fireball while Kim and Ash readied their shots.

Xórin dropped his bow and took out his swords, just in time to get out of the troll's claw. Kim and Ash aimed, and Caleb missed with his Fireball.

Now Xórin got out his other sword, just in time to Parry the claw of the troll. The other claw struck home, however, maiming him. Ash took a shot at the head of the troll and missed, while Kim kept aiming. Caleb cast another Fireball.

Xórin stepped back and steeled himself for the troll's next strike. It came fast, and felled the fox-man. Ash pulled out his sword and whacked the troll in its leg while Kim took a shot that the troll dodged. Caleb lobbed his Fireball and it struck true, burning the troll.

The troll turned its heed next to Ash, missing with a wild claw swipe. It swiped away Ash's blow while Kim reloaded and Caleb cast another Fireball.

The troll, seeing as it was near the pesky fire-throwing wizard, chose to take him out, but missed with his claw. Kim's next shot missed its neck, but Ash beat on its leg. Caleb, worried about the troll two yards away, lobbed his Fireball and stepped back after burning it.

Oh, did that piss it off! It took a step towards Caleb and clawed him, almost taking him down. It would have, too, had its other claw hit. Kim loaded an arrow while Ash crippled the troll's leg, taking it to the ground. Caleb fell from his wounds.

The troll tried to take down Ash but missed. Kim's arrow struck it in the neck, which at last took it down, so Ash and Kim dragged it to the campfire to make it burn before it could heal its wounds. Kóštē came away from the horses and healed Caleb. The next morning, she did the same to Mayhem and Xórin.

That evening, they made it back to the town of Mīštássun. There, they paid for healing and for their guide, and handed over the box to the elf at the Scarlet Harlot. There, they heard the hubbub that someone or something had turned Kólubbos, a seller of healing salves, into stone.

When they got to the Pantry, Dīpátōr, the son of the owner, took Caleb aside and asked him if he knew anything about making a golem woman. Caleb gave him some, ah, older brother tips. It was awkward.

Xórin got his lion hide tanned, and will wear it as a cloak.

They spent the next week training and listening for hearsay. Only Ash got more than the town gossip, as Dénnos, a sage, told him of his fighter brother Ōnpátōr who was haunting his dreams. Dénnos thought that his brother was now less than living but also not quite dead, and wanted some way to put his soul out of woe. He knew little more than that and that there was something about a pond in the swamp in the middle of a grove of white elms with golden leaves, and big black birds that flew in a flock so big it could blot out the sun.

The gang asked Villûdē the guide, and she knew about the pond. As their money was good, she took up the heroes' bid to go with them once again. As Xórin felt they needed more lore about this pond and as Caleb needed charm spells, they chose to first take a trip to the west to ask a wizardress for help: Qadūšāt, the mightiest wizard in the dale.

Res aliae

The PCs got five character points when they got to town, and there was much chatter about how to spend them. Amazingly, nobody spent them on Carousing, which was odd in light of how bad I rolled for them doing that.

The kid and the golem was an earlier use of Weirdness Magnet that I rolled and forgot to spring on the gang.

The choice to see the wizard came from me telling Caleb that he couldn't find anyone in town who knew any Charm spells (he doesn't have any Savoir-Faire (Magical) or guild rank), and her tower being one of the things I marked on the players' map.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Game log for 2 July 2017: Lots of bandits

Dramatis personae

Xorin, fox-man
Kim, thief
Mayhem, barbarian
Ash, squire
Caleb, wizard
Villûdē, guide (NPC)
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)

Quid occurrit

— a bunch of bandits. The leader, a man with Stahl ears, strode forward and said, “We’ll make this easy on ya boys: how much ya got?”

To answer, Xórin leapt out and screamed, which pissed off one of the bandits. Two of them took him out with two blows. After some more blows, Mayhem cut off the head of a bandit wearing an eyepatch. A bunch of them backed off after this. Caleb burned a few, and Mayhem got into a fight with the leader, Mayhem going berserk after taking a blow (albeit by his own choice). The bandits tried to drag away Xórin, but he was too heavy, and settled for taking his swords. Ash took down a bandit, and Mayhem killed the leader before passing out.

Res aliae

We got started late again. Strange as this sounds, the whole combat took 7 seconds of game time, but we gamed it out for about two hours. Since Xórin went down almost right away, Roman, who played him, handled the bandits, which led to them using more interesting tactics.

In game time, it was about 1 in the morning, with storm clouds looming. This meant that missile fire wasn’t too effective, since each shot would take a -5 penalty.

I rolled the dice to see what would come up, and found more bandits. I chatted with the players, and they didn't seem to mind, but we're going to have another encounter to give a little more variety, and not take the whole session. Also, there's little way this group of bandits would be able to make it back in time for revenge.

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Game log 4 June 2017: Leaving it medias in res

Dramatis personae

Xorin, fox-man
Kim, thief
Mayhem, barbarian
Ash, squire
Caleb, wizard
Villûdē, guide (NPC)
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)

Quid occurrit

Not long after setting up camp, Xórin walked around the camp's edge, and saw a figure lying down. It didn't look like it was moving, but he beckoned the others to it. Kim took a shot at the ground near it to see if it would do anything, and it did nothing. Ash prodded it with his sword, and saw that it was the worm-infested body of an orc woman. The heroes called Kôštē out of camp to see if she could find out what killed her, but couldn't, and anything she had when she died was long gone.

The next day, they went into the swamp. They trod slowly, and at midday saw the legs of another body. They chose not to get near, as Caleb saw that whatever killed it wasn't done eating it yet, as the top half was gone and guts were spilling out of its bottom half. It plainly wasn't the ibathene or an alligator, they agreed.

The day after that they made it to the nagas' island. Cindy Bear got near the camp that night, who was cranky until Kim gave her the fee of a meal of fish. The same thing happened the next night, only with Mayhem doing the feeding.

At last, at midday the next day, they made it back to the nagas' lair. They took the stone trunk and put it on their horse's back, then spent a few hours digging up every last coin in the room filled with them. They did look through the rest of the lair, but could find nothing else. That night, Yogi came to camp, and Ash fed him. Maybe Ranger Smith was right not to feed the bears.

After that, they trod for two more days, and got out of the swamp with no mishaps. That night, however, Xórin spotted something with a mane of fur and a big need to eat: a lion. He struck the gang, who fought back, and after a few blows, the gang had a few new meals and Xórin had a new fur.

The next day, they made it back to the villages. The only thing that happened in the daytime was a pudgy woman with a wagon glared at them as they passed her. That night, they tried to stay in the little village of Lúrās, but this time, the farmers didn’t trust the wayfarers, so they had to camp outside.

While on watch that night, Xórin heard some rustling, and woke the others to have them find—

Res aliae

We broke it off there.

This took awhile to get online mostly because I’m a lazy rotter, but partly because I’ve been making a campaign wiki.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Game log 21 May 2017: A little light roleplaying

Dramatis personae

Xorin, fox-man
Kim, thief
Mayhem, barbarian
Ash, squire
Caleb, wizard
Villûdē, guide (NPC)
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)

Quid occurrit

And, they were off. Xórin let out a roar, which fazed nobody. The goons in the fore kept rushing forward, and Kim shot one of them, a man with a bulbous nose. He tried to block her shot, but the strap on his shield broke and it went flying, and the arrow went into his side. Mayhem rushed forward and swung wildly at another bandit, this one with a flat nose. He missed.

The foe’s bowmen took their shots. One had a clean shot to Caleb, but he dodged it. The other shot Xórin, but was nowhere near. Ash stepped up and missed the middle warrior, a man with a nose ring, but this didn’t bother him. Villûdē and Kôštē ran to the horses, and Caleb lobbed a Fireball at the goon with the bulbous nose, but the goon dodged it.

Xórin yelled again, and rushed towards the bowmen. Mr. Flat Nose smacked Mayhem, cutting him and making him mad. Kim dropped her bow and pulled out her sword, while Mayhem swung wildly at the flat-nosed bandit, but on his anger, got nowhere. Ash’s sword went into the shield of the bandit with the nose ring, and Caleb cast another Fireball.

At last, Xórin made it to the bowmen, who were standing dumb. Xórin swung his swords at one of the bowmen, a man with bloodshot eyes, and took him down. The flat-nosed bandit hit Mayhem again, but the one with the nose ring swung his sword into Ash’s shield. Mr. Big Nose rushed up to Caleb and took him down. Kim tried to stab him back, but her sword didn’t get through his armor. Mayhem got a flawless swing into the side of the flat-nosed goon, and took him down. Mayhem snapped out of his anger, and watched Ash’s strikes miss or go into the shield of the bandit with the nose ring. Kôštē dropped the reins and rushed to Caleb.

Xórin made three swings at the other bowman, a man with tattooed arms, and took him down. The goon with the nose ring got a good blow on Ash, but it fell flat on his breastplate. The bandit with the bulbous nose took Kim down to the ground, and she tried to kick his crotch from the ground, but missed. Mayhem rushed to take the heat off Kim, while Kôštē cast Major Healing on Caleb, waking him.

Xórin rushed back to the goon with the nose ring, yelling, while that goon again put his sword into Ash’s body, doing nothing to him. The big-nosed goon’s blow hit the haft of Mayhem’s axe, and Kim sat up. Mayhem smashed Jimmy Durante, though he kept in the fight, and Ash lost his sword on the parry of the goon with the nose ring. Kôštē cast Major Healing on Kim, and Xórin took out the goon with the nose ring from behind. Mayhem parried the big-nosed goon, whose shield blocked Kim’s stab, but Mayhem’s hit took him down.

After the battle, the heroes found 55 copper farthings, 133 silver pennies, 4 gold pieces, and a silver bracelet with a black obsidian in the middle on the bandits. They stripped the bowman with the tattooed forearms, Mayhem bound his limbs, and Kôštē bound his wounds and roused him with a Minor Healing.

Ash put his sword to the bandit’s neck. The interrogation went like this:

Xórin: “Where are you from?”
Tattooed goon: “From the woods, bastard.”
Xórin put his sword to the bowman’s neck, and pressed the tip inward. “Now, who sent you?”
Tattooed goon, now much more willing to talk: “We pass off our loot to our boss, who sometimes comes out to the woods.”
Xórin: “Who is he?”
Tattooed goon: “He’s a rich nobleman. His name is Nokîtōr. He lives in Ōndrûnks.”
The heroes cut him loose, and threw the bodies of his fellows into a shallow grave.

As it happened, they heroes were a short walk from Ōndrûnks. They went to the Magog tavern, where Bîs the barkeep, a woman who looked like a pirate wench, said, “I can’t believe you guys keep showing up.” She did breathe a sigh of relief when finding out the heroes weren’t going back to Dībités Rock that time.

They tried to listen to the banter there, but most of it was about a fox-man who had just walked into the bar. While sitting at the bar, a dwarf woman who was missing a fore tooth offered to sell Xórin a cloth scroll of Charm. After taking a finder’s fee of 20 copper, he went to get Caleb, from whom he got a finder’s fee of 30 copper. Caleb bought the scroll for 220 copper, as the dwarf woman was happy to sell it. Kôštē cast Watchdog at the end of the evening and everyone went to bed, but oddly, nobody tried to steal from the gang. Maybe the fox guy scared them.

The next day, they went south, and met Gossūnús, a tall gnome with a grey and a blue eye who was looking to get into a fight with Nokîtōr’s men. Alas, they were going the wrong way, and let him go. They set up camp that night with the swamp in sight.

Res aliae

First session of GURPS in a month, helped greatly by John printing the combat cards. (Roman ran D&D Midnight two weeks ago since I was knee-deep in projects for grad school.) John and Roman suddenly understood a whole bunch of combat options for GURPS. Now to see if they can better grasp the benefits of striking hit locations.

We were late getting started since I forgot to grab the character sheets, and had to turn back after walking a few blocks to go get them. Then we had to deal with Chris’s meal time.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Quick House Rule

Inspired by this thread, I'm making a cost to feed the animals: $10/day for SM 0. I do things a day instead of a week to handle a game calendar. So for the pony and the saddle horse, both of which are SM +1, the cost is $20 each a day.

So, Cost of Living: $20 Ash, Ash's horse, Kôštē, Mayhem, Caleb, ponies
$22: Xórin (Compulsive Carousing)
$24: Kim (Compulsive Spending)

$186 day, $1,302 week

I suppose we could call it an even $1,300, so long as Xórin and Kim are the ones who suffer.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Game log 9 April 2017: A start

Dramatis personae

Caleb, wizard
Mayhem, barbarian
Xórin, fox-man
Kim, thief
Ash, squire
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)
Villûdē, guide (NPC)

Quid occurrit

The gang spent seven days in Mīstássun. They spent much of the time drunk and not doing much. One night, they went to one of Villûdē's gigs at the Scarlet Harlot. There were about ten folks there, some of them they had seen before, others they had not. Praidīvós, who had a new hand, albeit one that did nothing but hang limp, was one of the ones they had seen before. Caleb thought his hand was one that had come after a Regeneration spell.

Praidīvós paid them no mind whatsoever, a good turn the heroes paid back.

Villûdē wasn't quite as bad at being a performer as she had been before. She talked about Ash's late horse, which saddened him. At the end of the night, an elf with straight honey-blond hair came up to Caleb and Ash, and made them an offer: he'd pay 150 pieces of gold if they brought back the stone trunk in the nāgas' lair, with 75 payable up front. Xórin came by and, after taking a few barbs about being the gang's "pet," got him to go to 82 pieces of gold up front, and the same once they brought back the stone box. Everyone agreed, and they asked Villûdē to lead them into the swamp once again.

They bought another pony to help bring back the box, then set forth. They went to the east, and chose to go into the swamp from the northeast, keeping away from the ibathene and the crazy folks who dwell in Veristres Castle. On the second day, Xórin's nose picked up men where they saw none on the road. They stopped and looked, and found five of them hiding out.

The hidden men fired four arrows at them, all of them missing. Xórin and Kim fired back, and also missed. Mayhem, Ash, and three of the bandits got near and …

Res aliae

And I had to go take my daughter to skating practice. We did make sure to plan around Chris's meal time, but his wound needed dressing and so we lost time owing to that. There was some spending of points on needed skills; Caleb and Mayhem are quite near 250 points, so Chris made sure Mayhem had almost all the skills on the full barbarian template. He's mostly short (in another way) in ST and HT; he has High Pain Threshold and Outdoorsman 4.

The gang had already beefed up their rumor-mongering skills (mostly Carousing), and everyone failed his roll. The only reason they got anything was because Caleb made a default Propaganda roll.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Adapting folktales for gaming

Last year, I chanced upon an article over on Jeff's Gameblog that led me to read another article and gave me plenty of gaming ideas. The idea of even having bardic tales written down for my game world intrigued me, and the non-standard plots and elements made for a good break from the usual D&D stuff.

Go read Rients’s post before going on with this one. The journal article is optional.

Welcome back. As it happens, unlike Rients, I have Hans-Jörg Uther's text in my local college library. (My undergraduate alma mater, in fact, though not my current college's. This gives the irony of a library science grad student visiting his undergraduate college for its library. I feel like Randal in Clerks.) Thus I cribbed the tales that were common to more than one Proto-Indo-European branch. Mostly, it’s the 14 listed in the Wikipedia article for the ATU system, with a few others that showed up in more than one branch.  They're below, with some comments about them for gaming. Some are better than others. Try rewriting a few of them to make them usable in your game world, keeping in mind two things:

  1. This a group of players characters involved, not just one (most of the time). Having one character get all the spotlight is going to piss off everyone else.
  2. For whatever your pretensions are, your players are as likely as not to try to kill and loot whatever you throw at them. No matter what scenario you pick, no matter how peaceful, be ready for combat.

You can use these however you want, but here's what I did:

  1. From an earlier project, I had a list of cultural values for many groups in my game world. I kept those handy to sneak little tidbits into the tales to reinforce them.
  2. I picked some tales. At first, I picked (and wrote up) the four Rients wrote up on his blog:

  • The Boy Steals the Ogre's Treasure 
  • The Smith and the Devil
  • The Animal Bride 
  • The Grateful Animals 

  1. Then, I rewrote them to fit my game world. If something didn't work in the structure of the tale, I left it out.
  2. After all this, I had a bunch of foes and magic items, like a vampire trapped in his coffin and some magical purple robes fit for a king. As my game world already had many spots for adventure, I put these in existing spots. Much of the magical treasure I already had was a bunch of random magical powers, so I one by one ditched them for the ones from the tales.
  3. Once I had done these, I picked some other tales to do all this again:

  • Rescue by the Sister
  • The Faithless Sister
  • Godfather Death
  • The Grateful Dead
  • The Dance among Thorns
  • The Thieving Pot (not in the list; ATU 592)

I figure five to nine is a manageable number of tales. Also, my campaign area is about the size of Slovakia, so I didn't want to cram too much in it.

Supernatural Adversaries

ATU 311: Rescue by the Sister

    Two sisters, one right after the other, fall into the power of a demonic suitor (cannibal, dragon, magician, devil) and are taken into his (subterranean) castle. There the sisters open a forbidden room full of dead bodies, in the course of which the key (a magic egg, apple) becomes bloody, or they refuse to eat human flesh. The demon kills them for their disobedience.
    Using a trick, the third (youngest) sister escapes from the same fate. She finds her sisters and resuscitates them by putting their bones together. She hides them beneath some gold in baskets (bags) and persuades the demon to carry the baskets home without looking into them.
    The youngest sister pretends to marry the demon and leaves a skull (straw dummy) dressed as a bride to deceive him. Unwittingly the demon carries this sister in the third basket. Or she smears herself with honey and feathers and escapes as a "strange bird." The demon is burned in his own house or is killed in another way. 

Notes: Bluebeard is akin to this one; it's ATU 312. This one is Fitcher's Bird. All the write-ups are as Uther has them, other than lacking the references to the numbered motifs (which are second author Stith Thompson's addition; weirdly, his book on these is in St. Kate's library, so I could look at it in breaks from class, if I cared). Regardless, this is a great source of gaming elements. Have the demonic suitor escape death and set up again. The key/egg, skull/straw dummy, baskets, disguise, and even means of resuscitation are all ideas for magic items. The lair, even forsaken, would be a house of horrors, doubtless haunted. These supernatural adversary ones are great fodder.

ATU 315: The Faithless Sister

    Brother and sister leave home (are driven out).
    The brother kills a number of robbers (devils, giants, dragons) but does not realize that the last one is merely wounded. The sister helps the wounded robber to recover, and he becomes her lover. In order to get rid of the brother, she pretends to be ill and sends him out to get her the milk (liver) of dangerous animals. The brother spares the animals and they follow him (give him a whistle).
    After the first attempt fails, the sister binds her brother with a silk thread, or she sends him to a magic mill where the animals are kept.
    When the couple is about to kill the brother, he whistles for the animals. They (break out of the mill and) tear the robber to pieces. The faithless sister is imprisoned (has to repent and to fill a barrel with her tears).
    The brother takes to the road, rescues a princess from a dragon, and marries her.
    The sister is brought to the court. She tries to take revenge on her brother by putting a (poisoned) bone into his bed. The brother dies. The animals lick the bone out of his body and he revives. The sister is punished by death.

Notes: When you rewrite these tales, try to explain the weird stuff. Why does the sister fall in love with the robber/devil/giant/dragon? (How the hell does a woman shag a dragon, anyways?) Why does the brother not realize that the wounded robber is not dead, only wounded? Anyways, not only do you have a couple of monsters (robber/whatever, and the dragon), you also have animal helpers. How does he communicate with the animals, anyways? You also have their milk or liver, maybe a whistle, some silk thread, maybe a magic mill, and a poisoned bone. Works well with the Grateful Animals.

ATU 328: The Boy Steals the Ogre’s Treasure

Introduction (sometimes missing):

    Three (twelve, thirteen, thirty, etc.) brothers arrive at the house of an ogre (devil). He would kill them in the night, but the smart youngest brother saves them by exchanging their caps with those of the ogre’s daughters. The brothers take service at the king’s court.

Main part:

    The jealous brothers claim that the youngest can steal the ogre’s treasures: magic horse, bedspread, carpet, parrot (lamp, sword, silver or golden poultry, musical instruments, etc.). Using tricks the youth gets these objects.
    At last the brothers claim that the youngest can kidnap the ogre himself. In disguise the youth tells the ogre that the thief died and persuades him to lie down in the coffin to measure it. The youth nails up the coffin, traps the ogre, and is given a princess as his wife.
    In some variants, the youth sets out to steal from the ogre in order to get revenge for some former ill-treatment or to help a friendly king.
    In some variants, mainly from northern and north-western Europe and the Americas, the protagonist is female.

Notes: Obviously, Jeff Rients already covered this tale a bit, and we all know the “Jack and the Beanstalk” version (IIRC, it had its own number, something like ATU 328C). The last sentence in the story summary is handy advice for many of these: swap genders. This ain’t the Fifties, folks; women play these games, and we all like to see a spunky woman. The version of Rescue by the Sister I wrote for my own campaign world has the genders swapped, with the brothers wedding Baba Yaga. Who says women always have to wed someone ugly? Heck, the women could wed Baba Yaga, or the boys could wed Dracula, if that works in your game. Oh, and speaking of Dracula, a vampire is a good choice for the monster in this one. Why else does it have a coffin lying around?

    A smith, who because of poverty (other reasons) sold his soul to the devil (death), gives shelter to Christ and St. Peter during their visit on earth. In reward, three of his wishes shall be fulfilled. St. Peter warns him to wish for a place in paradise, but the smith wants a tree and a bench (chair) to which people a stick and a knapsack that draws people into it (a pack of cards with which he shall always win, etc.).
    When the devil (death) is about the carry the smith away, he sticks to the bench and the tree and has to give the smith more time to live (terminate the contract), or no one would be able to die. At last the devil is put into a sack and beaten up (on the anvil).
    The smith, tired of life, cannot go either to heaven or to hell. He tricks St. Peter by pushing his knapsack into heaven, where it pulls him in (throws his cards inside the gate of heaven and is permitted inside to pick them up).
    In some variants the trickster-protagonist is an allegorical figure (e.g. Misery, Envy, Poverty) who traps the devil in a tree until the devil promises him immortality. Then he sets the devil free.

Notes: Another one Rients already covered. Apparently, it’s the one the kurgan-dwellers in Sredny Stog most likely told. Wayland the Smith or whatever you call him would be a great source of magic swords. Give ‘em histories.

    A poor man with many children wants a (just) godfather for his newborn son. He refuses God (saint, devil) and chooses death (angel of death, plague) because he treats everyone alike. As a gift the father (son) receives the magic power of forecasting recovery or death, depending on whether death stands at the head or the foot of the sick person’s bed. Thus the man becomes a famous doctor and grows wealthy.
    The doctor betrays death (several times): When promised wealth (the princess), the doctor turns the bed and thus saves the life of a person who was supposed to die (in the doctor’s dying hour, death grants him time to say a last Paternoster, but the doctor does not finish the prayer. Death tricks the doctor into finishing the prayer.)
    In some variants, death shows the man his life-light in the underworld and suddenly extinguishes it. Or the man attempts to lengthen his life by various means (usually without success).

Notes: This one is a little tricky. Obviously, if you have a god/dess of death, this works well for him or her. The life-lights in this tale are often candles, and one would be an interesting item, even if as a MacGuffin (“Journey to the dead lands to keep the bad guy from snuffing out your life candles!”). The magic power of forecasting death would work as an item, something like death glasses. They don’t have to have skulls on them; I think looking like Charlie Sheen in Major League would work.

    A young woman mourns for her bridegroom who did not return from war (brings him back to life by magic). One night he appears, invites her to ride with him, and carries her behind on his horse. Two times he asks her whether she is afraid. She says no because her lover is with her. The third time they arrive at a graveyard. When the bridegroom wants to entice her into an open grave, she realizes that he is dead. He grasps at her and tears her clothing. The bride escapes (is pulled into the grave, danced to death by the dancing dead, or torn to pieces).

Notes: Oh, Godfather Death was tricky? This one is trickier. The bride might have to die to let everyone know there’s a grave with a ghost that likes to pull folks into it. It seems like it works best as a smaller threat in a bigger adventure.

Supernatural or Enchanted Wife

    A father is not able to decide which of his (three) sons should inherit his property (kingdom) and sends them all on a quest for one year. They are told to bring back a special object (yarn, linen, fine chain, ring, horse, smallest dog, money) or they must learn a profession. Whoever performs the task best will be the heir.
    The youngest son, often a fool, goes into a forest and becomes the servant of an animal (cat, rat, frog, mouse). As a payment he is given the object that his father had asked for. It proves to be the most beautiful one, and thus he should be the heir. Because his brothers (parents) are envious, two further tasks are set, and finally the brothers are required to bring a bride (most beautiful woman).
    The youngest returns to the animal which again promises to help. The animal is disenchanted by burning, mutilation, decapitation, or by crossing a river, and becomes a beautiful princess with a castle. They return happily to his parents as bride and bridegroom. Sometimes they deceive the parents: The youngest son arrives dressed in rags and is ridiculed; then the bride arrives and they reveal their identities. When the son arrives in the first place dressed as a prince, a mole helps to identify him. Often the youngest son renounces his inheritance and goes with his wife back to her castle.
    In some variants from eastern and southeastern Europe and the Near East, the youngest son takes the animal (often a frog or toad) to his home and hides it from the family. The father assigns tasks to his daughters-in-law which the frog performs best. The last (third) task requires the brides to attend a feast, where the frog turns into the most beautiful woman. The bridegroom burns the frog’s skin so that the bride cannot change back. As a consequence she leaves him, and he sets out on a quest and is finally able to retrieve her.

Notes: Again, one Rients already covered. It’s a great one for lycanthropes, especially ones that aren’t apex predators, like wererats. Or werefrogs. Or wereplatypuses. Maybe they could be classical skin-turners instead, with the might of turning into a beast in a magic pelt or something.

Supernatural or Enchanted Husband

    A merchant sets out on a journey and intends to bring back presents for his three daughters. The two elder ones demand jewels and clothes, the youngest a rose. The father is not able to find one.
    He loses his way and stays overnight in a deserted castle, where he breaks off a rose. An (invisible) animal (beast) demands that the man return or send a substitute. The youngest daughter meets her father’s obligation but refuses to marry the (ugly) animal, who treats her kindly.
    In a magic mirror she sees her father is ill. She is allowed to visit him but (influenced by her envious sisters) overstays the allowed time. She returns and finds the animal near death, realizes she loves him, and caresses or kisses him. By this means she disenchants the prince from his animal shape. They marry.

Notes: While there are some good elements here (the magic mirror, taking a flower makes you a prisoner of the owner), the French version has been so legendary for years, even before Disney got its paws on it. You need to emphasize elements other than the romance. Were I to use it, I’d have something in the castle that someone needs and the PCs have to grab (say, a flower or the talking teapot or something), and the beast (which is a badass fighter with loads of minions, like fierce candlesticks or something, and so will be a tough fight) then dooms the PCs to stay forever or find a suitable substitute. Something of a last twist to another adventure. It’s up to the PCs to figure out that the beast just needs to get laid. 

Supernatural Tasks

460B: The Journey in Search of Fortune

    Two brothers live together on their farm but only one of them does the work. This brother wants to divide the farm so he can run his part alone. He works harder than his brother but after a while he wonders why the farm of his lazy brother is more successful. He goes to find Fortune to ask her why. On his way he meets things and people that give him questions, and he promises to ask Fortune for answers.
    When he arrives at Fortune he is told that he was born on an unlucky day. He sees that Fortune from day to day has less to eat. When her servants tell her how many people are born on that day she orders that they should have as much as she had on that day. On the homeward journey, the man answers the questions of the things and people he has met.
    Sometimes he marries a lucky woman who brings him good luck. Later he gives someone who had asked him about the owner of the farm an untrue answer, and loses his luck.

Notes: The journey itself strikes me as highly railroad-y. This one might be Lady Luck stuck in a dungeon or something to fight the railroad. I do like the idea that some folks get more than others for no good reason, and use that as a reason to explain bad rolls in character creation. If you’re so pissed off about it, you can go find the Luck Goddess and get her to raise your stats. Of course, this needs to be tough, but if you find her, she lets you raise your stats by a total of (80-Str+Int+Wis+Con+Dex+Cha)/5 or something. Oh, you had really high stats and went looking for Lady Luck? Lowered. You got greedy after your good rolls, and she doesn’t like it when folks don’t appreciate her gifts.

ATU 470: Friends in Life and Death

    Two friends promise each other to be guests at each other’s weddings. One of them dies but takes part invisibly in the wedding of the living friend. He invites him for a return visit.
    The living friend also takes part in the wedding of his friend in the otherworld. They take a long journey through the otherworld and see strange things: a broad and a narrow road to heaven and hell, fat cattle in a poor pasture and lean cattle in a green one (formerly rich and poor people), people and animals who argue, etc.
    When the living man returns he finds that he has been away for many (three) centuries. All is changed and he knows no one. He dies or turns to dust.

Notes: While itself an awful scenario for gaming, it does establish a realm of the dead and a way to get into and out from it, albeit at a price. The fat and lean cattle make a good image.

ATU 471A: The Monk and the Bird

    A monk, thinking about the everlasting life in the monastery gardens, listens to the singing of a bird. He believes it lasts only a short moment but when he returns to the monastery he has grown old and nobody recognizes him because decades (three centuries) have gone by.

Notes: This one isn’t as far out there for gaming as you would think. Go into Monsters & Treasure and look up the nixie. It sets up a Save vs. Go Away for a Few Years situation. Shorten the time to a few months, and come up with a way to save trapped characters, and this is an interesting encounter.

Supernatural Helpers

ATU 500: The Name of the Supernatural Helper

    A father (mother) boasts that his daughter can spin gold or impossible amounts of yarn. Or, a mother beats her daughter because she is lazy. The king asks why and the mother says she will not stop spinning.
    The young woman’s talent is to be tested and she is shut in a room to spin. If she fails she will die, but if she succeeds the king will marry her. She cries. A supernatural being (a little man) agrees to help her if she will promise him her first child (herself) if she cannot guess his name. In some variants she has to remember his name after a long time.
    The young woman passes the test and the king marries her. After a year the little man, certain that she could not guess his name, comes back to take her child away. By chance the name is discovered (by a servant, the husband or the woman herself) when the little man sings it triumphantly in the forest. When the woman says the correct name to the helper he vanishes or sinks into the earth.

Notes: You should easily be able to find the name of this supernatural helper online or from your childhood. I don’t think the scenario itself is good for gaming, but the idea that a Rumpelstiltskin-like (a hint for those folks who couldn't easily guess the first sentence) being who can help you with anything for a big price lets the PCs get out of a pinch, with another adventure to get out of the price later.

    Through a false boast of her mother of a young woman herself, she is compelled to spin an impossible amount of thread. If she is successful a prince will marry her.
    She receives help from three old women who are deformed from too much spinning: the first has an enormous foot, the second has drooping lips, and the third has a thick thumb.
    In payment she must invite them to her wedding. The price sees them and exclaims in disgust. They tell him that their deformities come from spinning. He swears that he will never let his wife spin again.

Notes: Not really gameworthy itself, though this is another spinning wheel scenario. The whole spinning wheel bit does remind us that we are talking about a pre-industrial world, so put one somewhere. Make it magical. The three women could be the three Fates; this is common among the Indo-Europeans. If so, they'd be good oracles.

ATU 505: The Grateful Dead

Introductory episode:

    While traveling, a man sees a corpse which is not allowed to be buried or is ill-treated by its creditors. He uses all his money to pay the debts of the dead man and for his funeral. Later he meets the grateful dead man in the form of a traveling companion (old man, servant) who wants to help him on the condition that they will divide all their winnings.

Main parts:

    (1) The man ransoms a princess, who had been kidnapped, from slavery and marries her. While the man is away in another country, the father of the princess recognizes the sail of the ship which is embroidered with the princess’s coat of arms and learns that his daughter is alive. When the man goes back to fetch his wife, he finds that she has been abducted by one of her father’s courtiers. The man searches for his wife, and the traveling companion helps him to return to his father-in-law’s court. There the man discloses his identity as the husband of the princess and gets his bride back.
    (2) The man rescues a young woman from robbers. On their way home by ship the man is thrown overboard by a rival but is rescued by the traveling companion and brought to the princess. He is recognized by means of a ring or otherwise. The rival is unmasked or punished.
    (3) The traveling companion equips the man with a magnificent horse. A tournament takes place in which the winner is to marry a princess. The man wins her.
    The traveling companion asks for his part of the winnings and wants to divide the princess (their baby). When the man, trying to save the princess, offers the whole kingdom, the traveling companion reveals himself as the grateful dead man, says his demand was only a test of faith, and vanishes.
    In some variants the grateful dead man is a saint, who helps the hero because he has redeemed a saint’s picture that was mistreated.

Notes: Regardless of the scenario, have at least one encounter somewhere wherein casting Final Rest (or whatever your game calls the spell to keep the dead from rising as undead) or otherwise giving an unknown dead body a funeral gives the player some kind of hidden boon. The test of troth doesn't strike me as needed, especially as not all the heroes will wed the same princess. Or maybe they will. It's your world. I’d keep it if the tale is background, otherwise it goes.

    This miscellaneous type comprises various tales dealing with a clever horse. The tale exists in three different forms, “The Godchild of the King and the Unfaithful Companion,” “The Golden-haired Maiden,” and “The Clever Horse.”
    A poor boy goes in search of his godfather, the king (God, Virgin Mary, etc.). On the way he obtains a clever magic horse that offers to help him. Against the horse’s advice he picks up a glimmering feather (golden hair, golden horse-shoe, other bright object), which he later gives to the king.
    En route the boy is accompanied by a companion (devil, beardless man, Gypsy, etc.) who forces him to change places and to swear silence. At the king’s court the boy is employed as a groom. He helps different animals, who in return promise to help him.
    A treacherous employee of the king (the boy’s companion) slanders him to the king, saying that he had boasted that he could find the bird that had lost the feather and/or to bring the golden-haired maiden (princess) as bride for the king. On pain of death he is assigned to accomplish the dangerous tasks. He succeeds with the help of his horse.
    The abducted princess refuses to marry the old king until she receives certain things (her castle, keys that have fallen into the sea, water of life, etc.). The boy brings these with the help of his horse and of the helpers he had met on his way (grateful animals).
    As the last condition for marriage the princess demands the boy be killed (burned, beheaded, dismembered, by taking a bath in boiling milk or oil of a herd of wild mares, by water of death, etc.). The horse saves the boy or he is resuscitated by the princess, rejuvenated, and beautified. The king has the same thing done to him with fatal results (the princess does not resuscitate him, he dies in the milk, etc.).
    The magic horse turns into a young woman (man). The boy marries her (the princess) and becomes king.

Notes: Maybe it’s that time or something, but strangely I’m not getting as many ideas from this one as I should. Still, some thoughts. Why does this companion switch places, and how does he get the boy’s silence? This one dovetails well with the Grateful Animals, as does the Faithless Sister. The glimmering feather is a good example of a cursed item, but in my experience, players will heed an NPC, especially a magical one like a talking horse, who says, "Don't pick that up!"

ATU 554: The Grateful Animals

    This miscellaneous type comprises various tales dealing with helpful deeds of grateful animals. In numerous tales the type occurs only as an episode. Most of the variants present the following basic structure:
    A man while traveling meets three animals (from air, water, and earth) who are in trouble. Because he rescues them, they promise to help him if needed. Later he falls in love with a princess whose father sets three impossible tasks for him to accomplish. With the help of the grateful animals he succeeds on three successive days and wins the princess.
    In some variants a part is added in which the man accompanies his elder brothers. When they try to injure some animals, he prevents them from doing so or compensates for their misdeeds and carelessness. When they trample on an ant-hill, he builds it up again, when they leave wounded animals, he takes care of them, etc.

Notes: The fourth one Rients treated. As you can see, this one keeps cropping up elsewhere, like in the Faithless Sister and the Clever Horse, though sometimes stands on its own. Basically, help three animals, and they'll help you later. Take the chance with this one to use more common animals of your game world. I used a wolf, a snipe, and a beaver. Above all, this and the Grateful Dead teaches the lesson of reciprocity, something big for the Indo-Europeans. (The Grateful Dead also teaches you that if you’re going to go on long jams, you’re best off being a full prog band, not some stoned guys who just meander through a song forever. Though “Dark Star” is pretty cool.)

Magic Objects

ATU 592: The Dance among Thorns

    A poor boy, driven from home by his evil stepmother (dismissed from service with a pittance), gives all his money as alms to a beggar (supernatural being) who in return grants the boy three wishes: a never failing gun (crossbow), a fiddle (flute) that compels people to dance, another magic object or the magic power of having his wishes obeyed.
    He shoots a bird (on a wager) which falls into a thorn bush. When a monk (Jew, the loser of the wager) tries to take the bird out, the boy's magic fiddle makes him dance in the thorn.
    The boy is condemned and led to the gallows. He asks for permission to play his fiddle for the last time. The judge and whole assembly have to dance until the boy is released.

Notes: Oooh, items galore! Some kind of magical missile weapon, a magical musical instrument, and something that makes others heed your wishes. Heck, you can make the thorn bush special, too. And the victim? Write the most hated group in your campaign world into that role; this guy gets a miserable end that he doesn't warrant for some kid's fun. And don’t tell me your game world is so filled with moral villains when your heroes are murder hobos. There will be bigotry, sadly.

Supernatural Power or Knowledge

ATU 650A: Strong John

    A young man, born of an animal (son of a bear) or from a giant (troll-woman, forged from iron by a smith) develops great strength (at the forge, in the forest, in war, by suckling for many years, by his great appetite, by tests of strength, etc.)
    Because of his enormous appetite he is sent away from home. He works for a smith but (often) injures his master, who tries to get rid of him by setting trials of strength. The young man has to uproot trees, to catch wolves and bears (lions, etc.), to tame devils, etc. When he is sent to catch wild animals, he harnesses them to a coach. When he is in a well and a mill stone (bell) is thrown on him, he wears it as a collar or complains that chickens are scratching dirt onto him. When he is sent to the devil's mill (hell), he drives the devil to his master's house. When he goes to the king to be paid, the king shoots him (in vain) with cannons. The young man accomplishes every task and overcomes all difficulties (kills his master and finally marries).

Notes: This is the basis for the Heracles legend. This strikes me as setting up a potential friend or foe, living off in the woods after making life hell for everyone near him. The PCs will first hear of him from the folks whom he has bothered. Have him off in a hut a few hexes away from everyone else and make his role dependent on good role-playing and a reaction roll. Think of the dwarves meeting Beorn in The Hobbit. If Gandalf had brought them all at the same time, would he have let them inside? Don't treat Charisma as a dump stat; it might make a friend out of someone who can kick your ass.

ATU 675: The Lazy Boy

    A lazy stupid boy releases a fish (frog, serpent, supernatural being), which gives him the power of making all his wishes come true.
    The lazy boy then makes an axe cut trees itself, water carry itself, an oven carry him, etc. When the princess laughs at him, he wishes her pregnant (from eating an apple, etc.). She does not know the father of her beautiful child. The king orders a test of paternity, and the child picks the lazy boy out as the father (by handing him an apple, ball, golden ball, etc.).
    The king orders father and mother (and child) to be abandoned in a cask at sea (in the mountains). By the power of wishing they reach land. The young man wishes to be beautified and makes a castle appear next to the king's. When the king comes to visit, the young man wishes that an object (golden apple, golden cup) would appear in his pocket. The king is accused of stealing. Thus he is shown that the appearance of guilt and innocence (unwitting pregnancy, unwitting theft) is often deceptive.

Notes: More cool items. Make the boy's special power also dependent on an item; blah blah blah be careful with wishes blah blah blah  "Who knocked up the virgin princess?" would make a good mystery, to use this medias in res. The plot isn't something I'd do to player characters, however. Way too railroad-y.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Game log 12 March 2017: Not much happened

Dramatis personae

Mayhem, barbarian
Caleb, wizard
Xórin, fox-man scout
Ash, squire
Kim, thief
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)
Villûdē, guide (NPC)

Quid occurrit

This post is mostly for the benefit of having something down.

First game day, 26 Brugés, the only encounter was Xórin seeing Yogi late at night. He woke up Mayhem, and Mayhem threw him fish. This puzzled Xórin, who said, "Here rations, have some more rations." He wanted to hunt Yogi—"How can you not shoot that adorable face?"—but Mayhem told him to let Yogi go.

The next morning, not much happened. As they walked through the swamp at midday, they found a clump of red hair in some bushes. After Caleb cast Detect Magic on it found it wasn't magic, Xórin chose to learn its smell.

Three days later (30 Brugés—all months handily have 32 days, and the start of the month always lines up with the new moon), they made it to the peat farm in the morning. There, the lead farmer was burning peat. He shooed them away, saying that the ibathene had come too near the peat farm, and the heroes had the smell of the swamp on them. The next day, they made it to the Ūktrés River, and made a new raft.

(At this point, I realized that almost nothing was going to happen. They were two days from getting out of the swamp, and another three days from town. They were almost out of rations, other than Mayhem, so I pushed them along and said it would take 6 days, and everyone but Mayhem would be out of rations.)

Once at town (4 Néberos in the game calendar, or mid-October), they made it back to town. They found out that rations were threefold their list cost owing to a bad harvest. Ash had the Armor of the Ape identified, and put it on. He didn't tell the others of its powers. Caleb, the paymaster, paid Villûdē, who might try her hand at singing again.

Res aliae

We were playing in the coffee shop of the nursing home where Chris is for the moment. As such, we were playing around old folks, who perked up when the characters got to town and looking for lodging. "They're playing Dragons and Dungeons, it's hilarious! They're going to all these motels."

We got going late owing to Chris's meal time, and my wife texting me right as we were about to start, not realizing that I was out gaming.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Real life

A quick note. Right now, I am having trouble casting Dispel Real Life so I can get on with my blog writing. Specifically, there are two things:

  • I would have posted logs, but one of my players, Chris Lutgen (Caleb and Mayhem), has been having health issues so we haven't played, especially since we play at his dining table. We're talking nasty, life-changing health issues that have put him into a nursing home, at least for the moment.
  • I'm in grad school now, in addition to working full-time and being a husband and a father. And I hopefully will be running Dungeons & Dragons for one of my daughters and one or more of her friends soon, once the other father and I work out the plans.

I have been meaning to put up a review of Lairs & Encounters for Adventurer Conqueror King System. As should be clear, when I review, I make damn sure to go through everything.

Now, an aside. My master's program is in library and information science; since I'm a gamer, I'll have to play Conan the Librarian at some point. But anyways, I'm in a cataloging (er, "Organization of Knowledge") course at the moment, and am thinking of using my 100,000+ words of setting notes and hex entries as a project. So, if any of you have any ideas of what a markup language for RPG adventures and settings would have, I'd love to hear ideas. I'm thinking of NPCs/monsters, settlements, hexes, lairs, treasure/objects, traits, encounters, events, that kind of thing.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Game log for 30 January 2017: It's booty time, booty time, 'cross the lands of Nandêmē

Dramatis personae

Xóran, fox-man ranger
Caleb, wizard
Mayhem, pint-sized barbarian
Ash, squire
Kim, thief


Kôštē, cleric
Villûdē, guide

Quid occurrit

Caleb sensed the podium was magical. After some fretting, Xóran got curious about the podium, and touched it himself. It did nothing to him. Caleb put some paper on the lectern, and it fell into the podium. Same thing happened when Kim put the owl idol she stole from the other room on the lectern. Kim also prodded the lectern with a centipede's body and one of her arrows, and both came out. So, Caleb stuck his hand into the lectern, and it went past the top like it was air. He fished out his notes, Kim's owl idol, and a jar, which had 110 copper farthings and 7 gold pieces in it.

They went back into the altar room, then went through the other door. They walked through a banquet hall with old wooden benches and tables, then down a hall to a bedroom with a rotten four-poster bed, then from there down another hall. After walking about 20 feet down that hall, Villûdē, Mayhem, Caleb, and Xóran smelled an odd smell, and brought their hands to the faces, or at least weathered the gas that made the smell. Ash, Kim, and Kôštē, however, lost their sight as the gas hit their faces.

The sighted led the blind back to the banquet hall, and sat them down on the benches. They sat the blind on the floor when they found that the benches crumbled under their weight. Kôštē couldn't diagnose her own problem, though Caleb knew the gas was an alchemical gas. They chose to make camp. First, they tried going upstairs, but found that a rain storm was happening. So, they went back to the foyer to go to sleep. That night, Caleb had a nightmare about beavers striking him, but they kept away if he hewed near a wall. Kôštē couldn't see, but cast Watchdog right where she lay down to hopefully nab anything that got near. Luckily, nothing came.

(And the dice made sure of that. I have random encounters happening on a 7 or less on 3d, with a clue on an 8. For a long rest, I add +2, then the modifier from the Speed/Range Table, reading "yards" as "hours." Eight hours should be +6—+4 from 8-10 hours, and +2 from making 1 hour a zero rather than a -2. I suppose I should come up with a possibility of multiple encounters, like a second one for every 4 less rolled than the target number. Regardless, I rolled 18.)

The next day, they awoke, and found that the blind could now see. They went back to the room with the four-poster bed, and most everyone stayed there while Xóran and Mayhem went down the hall to see if they could find the gas. Xóran's fox nose smelled the gas, and once they stopped short, they easily found the flagstone that triggered the gas and pulled it up.

However, as they were doing this, the last few minutes of Kôštē's Watchdog spell caught some bother. Thus, nobody was surprised when three giant rats wandered towards them. The heroes made short work of two of the rats, while the third fled.

Kim ran after it.

The rat ran much faster than Kim, which didn't stop her. However, as she started to run out of the laboratory, she jumped back from a fuzzy pseudopod that lunged out at her. Hardly able to see, Kim shot three arrows at the jelly, stepping back as she did so. She drew her sword and missed with it before realizing that there was almost nothing she could do to the jelly, being as she could hardly see it. Thus, she ran back to the others.

The gang went forward, and walked down the hallway with the trap wrecked. After a turn, they walked into a room with a stone man, a dial and slot on a wall, a pillow below the slot, and a sword without a hilt. The stone man said to them, "Greetings. Would you like to play Swords and Ladders?"

The stone golem showed them how the game worked. The golem put the hilt-less sword into the slot, then started turning the dial. After three seconds, the slot let the sword go, falling onto the pillow. The one who made the sword fall straightest won, and the bet was a gem. If the player won, the golem said the game would twin the gem. If the golem won, it smashed the gem.

Kim tried three times. The first time was a tie, leading to nothing happening, while the next two times, the golem won. Both times it won, it smashed her gem. She chose to quit rather than spend her last gem, and gathered as much gem dust as she could.

From there, they went back to the foyer, and went into the privy that they had shut the other day. This time, Kim, Ash, and Mayhem lost their breakfast, and the rats started to fight them. However, the heroes made short work of the rats, even while Mayhem puked through the fight. Xóran took some damage, but Kôštē could not heal it at all, leaving the wound looking good but still hurting. After the fight, Kim opened a small box neared the toilet, and found 7 piece of gold.

Seeing no sign of the armor, they chose to look through rooms into which they had went the last time they were in the dungeon. When they got to the pantry, Kim looked into the cooking pot on the floor, and found a dial in it. After finding that they could not lift the pot, Kim turned the dial. The water pipes in the wall shifted, and when they met, everyone could see the door, which they could easily open. They walked down a short hall and found a room empty other than a rusted cage, then walked into a cave with a big chasm in the middle, a bridge athwart the chasm, a pool before the bridge, and a glimmer of light from their spell beyond the bridge.

They took a better look toward the glimmer. It was coming off metal. The metal of a breastplate.

Caleb talked about his dream, and they chose to give the pool a wide berth, sticking first near the wall then near the chasm as they made it to the bridge. Kim and Caleb checked out the bridge, and saw that it was rickety. Kim chose to try it, and slowly went over it. Ash and Mayhem tied together the ropes of the gang, and then around Ash's waist, and Ash started over the bridge when he saw that Kim was almost over the bridge.

When Ash made it to the end of the bridge, a wave of slowness hit him. As far as he could tell, Kim was moving fast as she walked towards the armor. She jumped like lightning as a spear shot out of the floor at her, and then gas flooded out and hid her from him.

Kim, however, saw Ash standing like an idiot, and walked towards the armor. She jumped away from a spear, then held her breath as the fumes from a gas started to pour out over her. She deftly leapt to the armor and back, grabbing it as she did so, then moved back through the gas towards the bridge, with only a lone spear going along the back of her armor. Kim waved to the others to pull Ash slowly over the bridge then, when he was over and out of the spell, she walked back over.

As they walked out, Caleb saw that the armor, which was a breastplate with a bit of beads along the edges, a painting of an ape roaring on the middle, and the faint smell of blood, was magical.

Res aliae

This was the first time that the random rolls for Weirdness Magnet worked in their favor. I had kept forgetting to use the results in game for many weeks, and almost forgot again, only telling them a bit after the dream. But it had always been the dream. Feels like cheating, truth be told, as the terrible dire demon beavers are nasty, though the trap was theoretically tough. The rolls were with them, however—Kim and Ash didn't make the bridge fall down, and Kim did well with the trap near the armor, resisting the fatigue damage from the gas that could have made her fall down. Kim and Caleb didn't make the Per-based Architecture roll, but I didn't hide that the bridge was rickety. Seemed like something that would be plain to me.

Breaking Bridge

Every time someone new steps on the old bridge, roll 1d. If the roll is less than or equal to the number of folks on the bridge, the bridge falls apart.

Detect: Per-based Architecture at +2.
Disarm: No.
Circumvent: No, unless someone finds another way over the chasm. The jump is 20 yards, making it unlikely.
Evade: The last fellow who got on the bridge can Dodge at +1, as can the first person if more than three folks are on the bridge.
Effects: 6d crushing from the 45-yard fall.
Shots: 1.
Rearm: No.
Steal: No.
Offensive Rating: 27.

Armor Trap

The armor is on a stand on the far side of the bridge. This trap activates once someone is on the side with the armor and no one is on the bridge (or the bridge has broken).

Detect: Per-based Thaumatology, or Per + Magery for mages, at -2.
Disarm: Dispel Magic (resists at skill 20).
Circumvent: Someone can stay on the bridge, if it still stands.
Evade: Dodge to get out of the way of the spears. Anyone who has Decreased Time Rate (see below) is at -2.
Effects: Resist Will or get Decreased Time Rate (p. B129) as long as you are on this side of the chasm. Everyone regardless must keep away from the spears that shoot up from the floor every 2 yards. Roll 1d each second for each person who moves at least 2 yards. On a 1-2, a spear comes out of the floor and does 1d+1 impaling damage unless he dodges as above. Once someone is within 2 yards of the armor, all hexes within 5 yards of the armor stand fill with gas. Resist HT or take 2d fatigue damage. Holding your breath can help; make a Smell roll at -4 to notice the gas fast enough to do so.
Shots: Infinite.
Rearm: Automatic.
Steal: No.
Offensive Rating: 54.

They don't know how much the armor is worth, but it is one of the first bits of magical treasure they have found. Whether they keep it or sell it is up to them, though a breastplate would only be a boon to one character, likely Ash. They need to get it out of the swamp, regardless.

Monday, January 16, 2017

Game log for 15 January 2017: New guy gets the glowing, spongy ball

Dramatis personae

Mayhem, barbarian
Caleb, wizard
Kim, thief
Ash, squire
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)
Villûdē, guide (NPC)


Xórin, fox man

Quid occurrit

The next morning, Xórin, a fox man, came to the peat farm. Ajurês the peat farmer was talking to Caleb about the bad harvest, telling him to have his friends go. After some yelling and greetings, Xórin joined the group.

The first day was easy going, as easy going as a swamp could be. The second day was slower since Kôštē was low on rations, so everyone gathered more and hiked less. That evening, Ash was on watch, and he saw three lights off to the edge of camp. He woke everyone, including the new guy, who wasn't all that happy about it being night.

The will-o'-the-wisps weren't too happy about the armed gang, so they swooped towards them. Kim tried to strike them from behind, but that didn't help much. Neither did Caleb casting Darkness at the wisps; they flew through it. However, Ash found he could smash the wisps, and as such, he did the best against the little glowing buggers.

The next day, they saw the santer, and not long before sunset, they found the tower again, and went inside. Kim headed straight for the room with the altar, and looked for the rats, but found none. Xórin asked if it was an altar of Nemmagós, goddess of the night. Kôštē said that it was.

Xórin said that he hated the goddess Nemmagós and her followers. He poured some berry juice onto the altar, then he and Kim relieved themselves on it.

Uh, OK.

They then went into the next room, and found there were a bunch of big centipedes, which they beat handily. Then they checked out a metal podium that throbbed with electricity.

Res aliae

A fair amount of time was spent getting through the last of character creation, so this log is short. The fights weren't too involved; I handled the giant centipedes without a map.

Xórin is a character that Roman has played in a few games, namely Rifts and Midnight. He fights with two broadswords, which meant I had to read up on the rules for two-weapon fighting once again. Roman keeps reminding me of a two-weapon fighter he played in my GURPS space marines game a decade ago, but I keep remembering him playing Master Chief.

I'm disappointed in how I handled will-o'-the-wisps. I'm afraid I need some way to have them lure wayfarers other than sheer curiosity, which doesn't work if the guy on watch doesn't have the Curious disadvantage. My version is a D&D translation that doesn't quite get the sense of wonder. I can't recall if GURPS Faerie has something.

Edit: I think this will make the will-o'-the-wisp more interesting:

Look at the Pretty Lights! (Resist Will): Anyone who sees a will-o'-wisp must resist Will or try to follow it. Anyone with Curious takes a penalty to the roll based on his self-control number (use the table for Phobia, p. B149). Those who fail to resist must come toward the will-o'-wisp for as many. This lasts for as many minutes as the number by which he failed his Will roll, or until the will-o'-wisp attacks. If someone affected is given clear information to the contrary (say, someone makes a Hidden Lore roll to realize this is a will-o'-wisp), he may resist again.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Game log for New Years Day 2017: Rats!

Dramatis personae

Caleb, wizard
Mayhem, barbarian
Kim, thief
Ash, squire
Kôštē, cleric (NPC)
Villûdē, guide (NPC)

Quid occurrit

Caleb woke up the next day, still weak. Kôštē slugged a potion, and Caleb went looking for herbs to help her. He found some horehound, and cast Create Steam to help her lungs. Mayhem moved the camp a mile away, and the gang gathered food all day.

They started walking to the south the next morning. They soon saw a beast as big as an ox, with shaggy red fur and a bald head. Caleb gathered this was the santer, which Villûdē said was right. "The banter won't do anything to you if you don't do anything to it."

Kim perked up. "So can we touch it?"

Villûdē said, "That might count as doing something to it."

It bolted away after a few seconds, but Mayhem picked up its trail. They followed it all that day and the next. While they were camping on second night of following its path, they heard some howling to the southeast, albeit from afar. Nothing came for them, however, and they picked up its trail again the next day. At midday, the santer did come near them, but bolted again.

The morning after that they came to the wreck of a tower. Kim found a big stone in the floor that had a slim gap around it, so Mayhem and Ash lifted it to show a trapdoor. It was not locked, so they opened it and all went down after tying up their horses.

They went down the stairs under the trapdoor, and at the bottom was a jaw trap, which Kim saw right away. There was enough room around it to keep from stepping on it, so everyone did so, and found himself in a triangular room with a hallway to the left, one straight ahead, and a door to the side of the hallway straight ahead. Kim led them left, and after a short walk, they found themselves in a room with old spoons, broken knives, and a shattered pot. The wall on the other side had some metal pipes on it, and there was a door on its wall, and on the wall next to the hallway through which they went into the room.

They picked the door next to the hallway, and went down it, into a room with books. Most books were ones they couldn't read since they were in Old Erstokkese, and there was another in a tongue nobody knew that had clean writing and awesome paintings of men in shorts, some other men in armor, some holding sticks, others holding big round things. The few women in it were mostly wet. The one book in Mannish was Things Said to Me by Sages by Klévos Algídes. Sadly, the sages didn't have many good things to say, mostly useless advice. There was one door out of this room, which opened to a dusty room with no other doors.

They walked back to the kitchen, and went through the other door. They followed it down a hallway that turned a few times, when Kim saw a thin wire on the floor. She got down and looked at the walls, and saw a small hole in it, at about the height of a man's heart. She cut the wire, and nothing happened. Thus, they walked past to another door. They opened it, and saw a crypt lined with coffins. As they started walking towards the coffins to open them, a dozen giant rats came out of the gaps and some of the coffins and struck.

They fought back, and won, after both Caleb and Kôštē fell from bites. They looked in the coffins, and Kim found a small chest. She picked its lock, and found 110 copper farthings and 69 silver pennies in it. Kim took the money, and Mayhem and Ash put the sleeping Caleb and Kôštē each in a coffin before opening the one other door in the crypt. The gang followed the hallway, which went back into the triangular room.

Kim opened one of the doors in the triangular room, and a smell hit them. Both Kim and Villûdē started puking from the smell, while Mayhem shut the door upon seeing another ten giant rats standing before a toilet. After Kim and Villûdē stopped coughing up their breakfasts, Kim opened the other door. The room beyond it was eight-sided, and there was a stone table in the middle, with broken glass all over. There were two doors—one on the wall straight ahead, and another to the right.

Kim opened the door straight ahead, and they found themselves in another eight-sided room. This one had a white alabaster altar on a dais in the middle of the room. The altar had a small idol of an owl, two incense holders, a pewter decanter, and a goblet. Under the altar was a small chest. Kim went for the chest, and found it unlocked. She opened it, and felt a sudden need for more danger. In the chest was a deep amber potion, which she took, along with the idol, incense holders, decanter, and goblet. Bolder, she pushed past everyone and led them back to the first eight-sided room.

There she was about to go through the other door when many swarms of rats came out of the walls. After making them skitter, Kim got on the floor and stuck her sword in one of the ratholes in the wall. Mayhem grabbed her by the scruff, and they went back to the crypt to get their spellcasters and the books they found before going.

Mayhem knew they weren't going to last much longer without rest, and asked Villûdē where they could get some. She said they could make it to the peat farm in a few days, so they set out to go there. The next day, the casters awoke, and Kôštē healed the others, before slugging her last potion the day after that. Kim, however, had a cough, but it wasn't nasty. The third day was the fall equinox; Kôštē wanted to be helping with the harvest, her first since becoming a full cleric. On a fourth day of trekking (22 Brugés) and a slight cough from Ash, they made it to the peat farm, whose farmers was amazed to see them.

Res aliae

Caleb was still down HT from the witherweeds, which I shouldn't have had him be as much. Looking back, HT should have come back at a point a day. So now he has it back at the peat farm. He still needs to deal with having sewer rot from a rat bite, however.

They will get to rest up at the peat farm, and I'll grant them some character points next time. Seven, from my quick count. It seems I need to flesh out the peat farm more, as they keep coming back to it.