Game log 13 September 2020: Even ogres can count to eight

Leaving this as a bunch of bullet points since I don't feel like writing things out.

• Since it’s 8 in the evening, they go to bed on the ogre cots (there are eight, they’ve killed four). Kurt eats a giant rat for food. Felcanis casts Watchdog on the door.
• Four ogres push the open door. When this happens, Kurt is on watch, Watchdog wakes up Felcanis, and Lucdalen awake since he only needs 4 hours sleep. An ogre with ribbons in his beard (the only male) thinks upon seeing PCs, then says, “Hey, they kill Grak and Mak. They eat our food! I see them by snake woman!” 
• First round
•     Kurt draws, attacks, Muzz the ogre parries
•     Kurg (cauliflower ear) M&A on Kurt, misses
•     Bozz (beaked nose) step and attack on Kurt from behind, misses
•     Gluz (gaunt) step and attack on Kurt from behind, hits, Kurt parries
•     Muzz (male, ribbons in beard) swings twice at Kurt, hits, not much gets through
•     Felcanis casts Sunbolt 3d
•     Lucdalen moves toward the ogres
• Second round
•     Kurt attacks Muzz twice, Muzz parries and dodges. “Puny maggot!” 
•     Kurg tries to hit Kurt on Skull (similar name issue, “There can be only one!”), misses
•     Bozz also tries to bop Kurt on Skull, misses
•     Gluz also tries to bop Kurt on Skull, misses
•     Muzz tries two strikes on Kurt, misses
•     Felcanis aims her spell
•     Lucdalen moves towards the ogres
• Third round
•     Kurt tries to hit Muzz twice, one misses, Muzz parries other
•     Kurg tries to hit Kurt on Skull, misses. “I say there can be only one! Only good grammar Kurg know!” 
•     Bozz tries to hit Kurt, misses
•     Gluz tries to hit Kurt, misses
•     Muzz tries to hit Kurt on Skull, misses
•     Felcanis fires Sunbolt and hits Muzz on the back
•     Lucdalen casts Terror, centered on Kurt. Bozz saves, Kurg and Gluz start barfing on Kurt (next 12 seconds), Muzz has sworn off eating elves since he now has a delusion that “Elves are demons and not edible! Eating one will give you a demon tapeworm!” 
• Fourth round
•     Kurt tries to hit Muzz twice, Muzz retreats and dodges
•     Kurg and Gluz barf
•     Bozz tries to hit Kurt on head again, misses
•     Muzz tries to “Kill demon tapeworm elf!” and Lucdalen parries with Iron Arm. “See! You no eat elf!” 
•     Felcanis steps next to the stew pot by the door and pulls out her mace
•     Lucdalen casts Paralyze Limb
• Fifth round
•     Kurt makes two swings, hits Kurg twice, Kurg falls down and loses her club
•     Kurg barfs
•     Bozz tries to hurt Kurt on the head again, Kurt parries
•     Gluz smacks Kurt through her retching, knocks him back but not down
•     Muzz tries to hit Lucdalen on the Skull, misses
•     Felcanis smacks Muzz on the back with her mace
•     Lucdalen punches Muzz, Muzz resists Paralyze Limb
• Sixth round
•     Kurt kneels
•     Kurg barfs
•     Bozz steps over Kurg and tries to hit Kurt on the Skull, misses
•     Gluz swats Felcanis as she pukes, Felcanis steps back and dodges
•     Muzz does something (I think I missed his turn)
•     Felcanis casts Sunbolt 4d
•     Lucdalen casts Shatter on one of his lock picks, boom! Most folks dodge and drop to avoid; Bozz and Gluz just avoid being hit, Lucdalen passes out
• Seventh round
•     Kurt stands
•     Muzz misses trying to bop Lucdalen in the head
•     Kurg barfs
•     Bozz tries to run around and hit Kurt from a flank, misses
•     Gluz steps through the puke and tries to hit Kurt, misses
•     Muzz bops Kurt on the skull, takes tons of damage but stays standing
•     Felcanis kills Muzz with Sunbolt
• Eighth round
•     Kurt fights off stun, pulls out his weapons, kneels
•     Kurg keeps puking
•     Bozz tries to hit Kurt on the head, but Kurt gets out of the way Bozz drops her club
•     Gluz swings for Kurt, knocks him out
• The ogre women tie up Felcanis, who fails at playing dead, and tie her to Bill. They string up Lucdalen and Kurt. The ogres then go to sleep.
• Felcanis works through her bindings as the ogres sleep. She finds that Kurt and Lucdalen are dead, and thus she slips out of the dungeon with Bill. After a couple of hours, she stumbles on the camp with Horace and Jiro.

What's next? There might be new players (actually, old players coming back, which is why they ran into Horace); there surely will be a character replacing Kurt and Lucdalen.